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Lucky for the engineers the mathematicians were the theoretical variety and not applied math guys.
On the other hand, the engineers were probably on the imaginary axis….
And speaking of mathemeticians, that reminds me: A polar bear is a rectangular bear that's gone thru a coordinant transformation.
OK, you started the math jokes:
Homer Simpson: What did you learn in school today, Bart?
Bart Simpson: We learned about Pi.
Homer: Ummmmm, I like pie!
How about this!
A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician were out game hunting. The engineer spied a bear in the distance, so they got a little closer. “Let me take the first shot!” said the engineer, who missed the bear by three metres to the left. “You're incompetent! Let me try” insisted the physicist, who then proceeded to miss by three metres to the right. “Ooh, we *got* him!!” said the statistician.
One more!!!
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, “It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.''
Another said, “No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous systems many thousands of electrical connections.''
The last said, “Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?''
Cheers
Indeed. Clearly a civil engineer. We engineers are known for our thoughtful, tasteful humor.
and a bear that dissappears has become imaginary !
>> Lucky for the engineers the mathematicians were the theoretical variety and not applied math guys.
If you look at signals on scopes, one can make a joke out of them. I know what it means to see a scope the first time, it could be a joke.
Mechanical Engineer: Knock Knock
Electrical Engineer: Whos there
Mechanical Engineer: Its me the other Engineer
Electrical Engineer: Nobodys OHM
Somebody's been listening to too much Cheech & Chong.
We'll need to start a new thread a start adding musician jokes next.