5 Great Jokes About Engineers

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12 comments on “5 Great Jokes About Engineers

  1. eafpres
    February 26, 2013

    Lucky for the engineers the mathematicians were the theoretical variety and not applied math guys.

  2. Brad Albing
    February 26, 2013

    On the other hand, the engineers were probably on the imaginary axis….

  3. Brad Albing
    February 26, 2013

    And speaking of mathemeticians, that reminds me: A polar bear is a rectangular bear that's gone thru a coordinant transformation.

  4. eafpres
    February 26, 2013

    OK, you started the math jokes:

    Homer Simpson: What did you learn in school today, Bart?

    Bart Simpson: We learned about Pi.

    Homer: Ummmmm, I like pie!

  5. jkvasan
    February 26, 2013

    How about this!

    A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician were out game hunting. The engineer spied a bear in the distance, so they got a little closer. “Let me take the first shot!” said the engineer, who missed the bear by three metres to the left. “You're incompetent! Let me try” insisted the physicist, who then proceeded to miss by three metres to the right. “Ooh, we *got* him!!” said the statistician.

  6. SunitaT
    February 26, 2013

    One more!!!

    Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.

    One said, “It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.''

    Another said, “No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous systems many thousands of electrical connections.''

    The last said, “Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?''


  7. Brad Albing
    February 26, 2013

    Indeed. Clearly a civil engineer. We engineers are known for our thoughtful, tasteful humor.

  8. Paul.Record
    February 28, 2013

    and a bear that dissappears has become imaginary !

  9. goafrit2
    February 28, 2013

    >> Lucky for the engineers the mathematicians were the theoretical variety and not applied math guys.

    If you look at signals on scopes, one can make a joke out of them.  I know what it means to see a scope the first time, it could be a joke.

  10. Jason Bowden
    March 1, 2013

    Mechanical Engineer: Knock Knock

    Electrical Engineer: Whos there

    Mechanical Engineer: Its me the other Engineer

    Electrical Engineer: Nobodys OHM


  11. Brad Albing
    March 1, 2013

    Somebody's been listening to too much Cheech & Chong.

  12. Brad Albing
    March 27, 2013

    We'll need to start a new thread a start adding musician jokes next.

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